Why does this always happen to me?

My washing machine BROKE just when I was about to use it.

BITCH!

wasted 7 freakin dollars on the laundromat which happily doesn't accept 2 dollar coins.

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

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