Pre-Exam Post (Final)

AHHHHHHHHH EXAMS START TOMORROW!!!!! and I still have a whole bunch of stats and psychology notes to go through...... how how how how how??!! Anyways, during the past 2 weeks, instead of studying I've been doing nonsense ie. Photoshop. Its immense fun vandalizing people's faces and turning them into Godzilla's cousin's spawn after having an unprotected "afternoon delight" with Ju-On..... Anyways as everyone loves to see the before and after pics, here are some of them :P Enjoy....

Before After

Before After

Before After

The first one wasnt much altered. Just the lighting was adjusted and extra makeup was put on as well as a lil' touch ups here and there. The second was done when I was quite lazy and nothing much was done so it looked rather wierd after that. The third one complained I turned her into a ghost..... :D

This should not be called Photoshop CS2.... It should be called PlasticSurgeon version 9.0 FREE! The difference may not be much but its still enhanced nonetheless..... No doubt even without artificial facelifts and enhancements, these girls look stunning and pretty as they are..... but PHOTOSHOP CAN DO BETTER!

*Names of the photoshop-ees will not be disclosed for confidentiality reasons*


Till then, will cya after the exams! Or at least after the first week....

Yet Again. Tag 3.

The Self:
[1] Name: Bryan Jason Matthew ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Yeoh
[2] Nickname: Bryan, XX, Lamer, Bitch, Slut, (whichever profanity is more suitable during that situation)
[3] Married: Nada.
[4] Zodiac Sign: Aquarius, I Heart H2O
[5] Gender: Male
[6] Age: 18
[7] High School: SMKSJ
[8] College: Taylors University College.....
[9] Height: Taller than you
[10] Weight: Anorexic but without the starving/purging/weight control part
[11] Do you like yourself: Duh.
[12] Piercings: Both still virgins
[13] Right or left: Why?
[14] Are you a freak : Yes
[15] Hair: Again, still virgin. But slightly bleached from swimming with dear chlorine.
[16] Skin: Smooth, toned, perfect (like after using SK2), Asian, I'm colourful
[17] Allergic: Idiots and traitors.
[18] What are you doing now: Doing this....., scratching my face, faking to read pharm chem....
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Sleep
[20] What will you do 10 years later: You wanna tell me?

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents in malaysia but here with sister
[22] Siblings (included you): 2
[23] Eldest: Sister
[24] Youngest: Moi
[25] Love/hate your family: Depends on the situation. Family what....

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Yes... how am I human then?
[27] If yes, who is he/she: the.... other half of me?
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: Ditto.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Since I was conceived
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): 100000000000000000000
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): -1000000000000000000
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: ;wganbwonibgowonoawrabwbtgrwbtwabtw
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: yaw naeyheearfewajiorvowiafwefholahifaohiwf
[34] Ever argue with your other half:spamspamspamspamspamspam
[35] You with your other half since: MY GOODNESS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY....
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: How can I be a lesbian?
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Because I can't function without it...
[38] You and your other half in which stage: Covalently bonded.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: what the hell....
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Already attached permanently.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: some girl and guy in pre-school
[42] Your first enemy: some bitch in primary whatsoever...
[43] The friend you love the most: Every single one of them (ceh...... so loving)
[44] The enemy you hate the most (1only): I hate with an equal level....
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: Not gay....
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Fake sluts and betrayers
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Dickheads and jerks
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: that's against the rules of best friend-ism
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Refer to whatever i wrote above....
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: I prefer them to frontstab me... but wth... been backstabbed too many times the feeling's gone...
[52] If your friend betray you: hate... FOREVER until they fucking regret.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Send that person to Guantanamo Bay...
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: still waiting for that to happen
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Not gay.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: of course NOT.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Assignments yes, Homework - Xeroxed.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Miss MAHHHHH wai leng, ms lai, elizabeth yuriev
[59] Always late to school/college: Everyday
[60] Your class: Bachelor of Pharmacy, Class of 2011
[61] You love your seniors: As in relationship? no way....
[62] Senior who you love the most: ........................
[63] Your classmates good/bad: freaking kiasus.....
[64] Excellent result classmate: Too many.
[65] Laziest classmate: Me.

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Damn those cockheads.
[67] Stupid people: Please stop acting.
[68] Good looking people: Why can't I be one of them?
[69] Ugly people: Discrimination..... look what happened to Betty or American Beauty...
[70] Funny people: The best bunch you'll ever meet on Earth.... unless you're in Mars...
[71] Cute people: Adorable but hate the fake ones..... its like buying Hello Kitty just that its not a small cat but a tiger with a beard....
[72] Bad people: Stay away. but its all just influence.
[73] Honest people: Have the best policy. trust me.
[74] Acting people: I support them but please, stop with your strikes. We need Hollywood back.
[75] You are what kind of people: I am all of the above but in moderation. - The BEST.


THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Both.
[77] Hugs or kisses: Ditto
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Both. You don't wanna look like a crab or penguin....
[81] Listener or talker: Both.
[82] Romantic or rich: Rich but good at sex.
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Good Wife........that's a good mother.... duh...

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: Open for suggestions...
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Depends on our fertility...
[86] Career: Billionaire
[87] Salary: Ditto.
[88] Retirement age: Whenever I feel like retiring.
[89] Properties value: The size of Australia would be sufficient for me...
[90] Wishes: Too many to list.

THE VICTIMS
[91] Myself
[92] Myself
[93] Myself
[94] Myself
[95] Myself
[96] Myself
[97] Myself
[98] Myself
[99] Myself
[100] OOHHHHH I already did it so WHAT THE HECK....

2nd Tag ZOMG.

Feeling pretty bored and... even more bored. Exams are coming up in a weeks time... AHHHH.... so not ready..... then had the sick cough flu rubbish recently and recovering from it (see lah everyday sleep at 6 am!). Cibai tram fine appeal got rejected..... money faced cheap bastards.... Aussie currency dropped like a toot toot which is gooooood for me :P Anyways.....

TAG!

RULES:

1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves (couldn't be bothered for the 2nd one...).

2. Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse (sook: lol. how are they going to be forced to do it? tie them to a chair in front of a com and make them do this tag i say!!)(then XX add on.... WTH.... i think a dictator made this rule) .These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people. (this is a computer right... I can totally delete this lame rule.... watch me.... HAH BITCH !)

Tagged by: Ah Cheng (perempuan kiasu kat IMU.....)

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? take revenge?
Why can't I betray my lover first? CHEATER! hmmph.....

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
to be rich and immortal..... (like omg such a rhetorical question)
ok if i were serious, i suppose, i'll be a rich famous fuck living the life of extravagant mad luxury in a world of peace... its like Heaven on earth!

3. What is your dream?
What is this? ask 1 time not enough ah? got amnesia ah? breach of privacy.....

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
they always ask this question. a billion? not enough. at least 10 billion. i would .. buy a small country, dictate and brainwash the people, buy oprah's show and rename it Vagina Monologue, hmmm what else can i do? well actually anything i wanna do....

5. Will you u fall in love with your best friend?
can can. but too many dunno which 1 to choose leh..... (i'm flexible)

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
as in making love love or what? both, its just berkadar langsung ok!. its a blessing to have sex and that person to love you in return.....

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
I want Love NOW! OI! GIMME HER BITCH!

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Okay like in the first place why would you even wanna get involved? crazy... desperate... housewife.... i'm not Edie Britt kay...zzz

9. (sook: i changed the qw, check su yen's for the ori)
Do you think the world would be better off if everyone has the same religion/ethnicity/ etc? (eh I dam lazy to change the qws.... just take yours only lahs)
eww..... please I need my (censored N-word) kays! Imagine if it was in Malaysia.... Friday afternoon the whole country comes to a standstill... eh but good leh... got free parking wont get summons :P

10. (sook: changed again. sick and tired of gf/bf qws)
You see a 50 year old man entwine arms with a girl about the age of 20+ and find out they are gf/bf. What are your first thoughts?
See it all the time... its normal... the old man's prolly just horny kua.... maybe that slut's using her husband's money to pump botox into her sagging face.... (ala desperate housewives? see they look so hot and young....where got such thing 1 !?!)

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time.?
Can't. No premonition.... but according to my estimation probably dealing drugs and running a drug cartel? Come visit me, buy 1 carton of Panadol and i give u 1 bunch of homegrown ganja.... dam chun 1 (its just lalang... i don't get why they're so interested in smoking free grass.....crazy like cows)

12. What's your fear?
fear is not it my dictionary (cehhhh as if dam brave oni..... at least i'm not a pussy :P)

13. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Go back to sleep again. Duh!

14. Would you give all in a relationship?
Give what? money? no way... its all Mineeee muahahahahhaha sucker

15. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Both. I'm so into menage-a-trois. One of them can be doing me while the other cleans up the mess after that.... See.... theres method in my madness....

16. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Maybe.... but since I'm quite a bitch maybe no.... Actually, I'll publicly defame that person and ..... (bitch-talk)

17.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
lets see....
Single - can be promiscuous and get chlamydia.... but you'll be a celibate (no life.........)
Relationship - can have sex and still get chlamydia.... but at least you won't feel guilty and still live...
go figure?

18. If your girlfriend/boyfriend told u that she/he is actually a prince/princess, what will u do.?
I don't think the world has enough prince/princesses to go around.... heck the good ones are already taken anyway.... Its not all "The Prince and Me" ok... unless you're like one of the middle eastern's prince sex slaves... *read: Honey, get me an afternoon delight* sweet....


DISCLAIMER: Whatever that is written above for the tag is absolutely, totally, freaking crazy like DUH obviously fake and should not be duplicated hence or forth without permission from its rightful creator of madness.

Baby Update

Okay.....This shall be a super short post, more like a notice..... been really busy and stuff.... now sick again (wth... ugh asshole....).... ANYWAYS.....

Tomorrow,
10 / 10,
marks the end of my lecture classes in uni
(means exams are even closer now!)
but even more important,
it is a date of significant importance to me.....
*love you forever*

I won't be blogging as much this coming few weeks until after my exams (which is the 10th of November-exactly a month away)....



So till then, au revoir.