Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Yet Again. Tag 3.


The Self:

[1] Name: Bryan Jason Matthew ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Yeoh
[2] Nickname: Bryan, XX, Lamer, Bitch, Slut, (whichever profanity is more suitable during that situation)
[3] Married: Nada.
[4] Zodiac Sign: Aquarius, I Heart H2O
[5] Gender: Male
[6] Age: 18
[7] High School: SMKSJ
[8] College: Taylors University College.....
[9] Height: Taller than you
[10] Weight: Anorexic but without the starving/purging/weight control part
[11] Do you like yourself: Duh.
[12] Piercings: Both still virgins
[13] Right or left: Why?
[14] Are you a freak : Yes
[15] Hair: Again, still virgin. But slightly bleached from swimming with dear chlorine.
[16] Skin: Smooth, toned, perfect (like after using SK2), Asian, I'm colourful
[17] Allergic: Idiots and traitors.
[18] What are you doing now: Doing this....., scratching my face, faking to read pharm chem....
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Sleep
[20] What will you do 10 years later: You wanna tell me?

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents in malaysia but here with sister
[22] Siblings (included you): 2
[23] Eldest: Sister
[24] Youngest: Moi
[25] Love/hate your family: Depends on the situation. Family what....

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Yes... how am I human then?
[27] If yes, who is he/she: the.... other half of me?
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: Ditto.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Since I was conceived
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): 100000000000000000000
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): -1000000000000000000
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: ;wganbwonibgowonoawrabwbtgrwbtwabtw
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: yaw naeyheearfewajiorvowiafwefholahifaohiwf
[34] Ever argue with your other half:spamspamspamspamspamspam
[35] You with your other half since: MY GOODNESS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY....
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: How can I be a lesbian?
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Because I can't function without it...
[38] You and your other half in which stage: Covalently bonded.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: what the hell....
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Already attached permanently.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: some girl and guy in pre-school
[42] Your first enemy: some bitch in primary whatsoever...
[43] The friend you love the most: Every single one of them (ceh...... so loving)
[44] The enemy you hate the most (1only): I hate with an equal level....

[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: Not gay....
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Fake sluts and betrayers
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Dickheads and jerks
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: that's against the rules of best friend-ism
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Refer to whatever i wrote above....
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: I prefer them to frontstab me... but wth... been backstabbed too many times the feeling's gone...
[52] If your friend betray you: hate... FOREVER until they fucking regret.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Send that person to Guantanamo Bay...
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: still waiting for that to happen
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Not gay.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: of course NOT.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Assignments yes, Homework - Xeroxed.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Miss MAHHHHH wai leng, ms lai, elizabeth yuriev
[59] Always late to school/college: Everyday
[60] Your class: Bachelor of Pharmacy, Class of 2011
[61] You love your seniors: As in relationship? no way....
[62] Senior who you love the most: ........................
[63] Your classmates good/bad: freaking kiasus.....
[64] Excellent result classmate: Too many.
[65] Laziest classmate: Me.

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Damn those cockheads.
[67] Stupid people: Please stop acting.
[68] Good looking people: Why can't I be one of them?
[69] Ugly people: Discrimination..... look what happened to Betty or American Beauty...
[70] Funny people: The best bunch you'll ever meet on Earth.... unless you're in Mars...
[71] Cute people: Adorable but hate the fake ones..... its like buying Hello Kitty just that its not a small cat but a tiger with a beard....
[72] Bad people: Stay away. but its all just influence.
[73] Honest people: Have the best policy. trust me.
[74] Acting people: I support them but please, stop with your strikes. We need Hollywood back.
[75] You are what kind of people: I am all of the above but in moderation. - The BEST.


THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Both.
[77] Hugs or kisses: Ditto
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Both. You don't wanna look like a crab or penguin....
[81] Listener or talker: Both.
[82] Romantic or rich: Rich but good at sex.
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Good Wife........that's a good mother.... duh...

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: Open for suggestions...
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Depends on our fertility...
[86] Career: Billionaire
[87] Salary: Ditto.
[88] Retirement age: Whenever I feel like retiring.
[89] Properties value: The size of Australia would be sufficient for me...
[90] Wishes: Too many to list.

THE VICTIMS
[91] Myself
[92] Myself
[93] Myself
[94] Myself
[95] Myself
[96] Myself
[97] Myself
[98] Myself
[99] Myself
[100] OOHHHHH I already did it so WHAT THE HECK....



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