Pre-Exam Post (Final)

AHHHHHHHHH EXAMS START TOMORROW!!!!! and I still have a whole bunch of stats and psychology notes to go through...... how how how how how??!! Anyways, during the past 2 weeks, instead of studying I've been doing nonsense ie. Photoshop. Its immense fun vandalizing people's faces and turning them into Godzilla's cousin's spawn after having an unprotected "afternoon delight" with Ju-On..... Anyways as everyone loves to see the before and after pics, here are some of them :P Enjoy....

Before After

Before After

Before After

The first one wasnt much altered. Just the lighting was adjusted and extra makeup was put on as well as a lil' touch ups here and there. The second was done when I was quite lazy and nothing much was done so it looked rather wierd after that. The third one complained I turned her into a ghost..... :D

This should not be called Photoshop CS2.... It should be called PlasticSurgeon version 9.0 FREE! The difference may not be much but its still enhanced nonetheless..... No doubt even without artificial facelifts and enhancements, these girls look stunning and pretty as they are..... but PHOTOSHOP CAN DO BETTER!

*Names of the photoshop-ees will not be disclosed for confidentiality reasons*


Till then, will cya after the exams! Or at least after the first week....

Yet Again. Tag 3.

The Self:
[1] Name: Bryan Jason Matthew ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Yeoh
[2] Nickname: Bryan, XX, Lamer, Bitch, Slut, (whichever profanity is more suitable during that situation)
[3] Married: Nada.
[4] Zodiac Sign: Aquarius, I Heart H2O
[5] Gender: Male
[6] Age: 18
[7] High School: SMKSJ
[8] College: Taylors University College.....
[9] Height: Taller than you
[10] Weight: Anorexic but without the starving/purging/weight control part
[11] Do you like yourself: Duh.
[12] Piercings: Both still virgins
[13] Right or left: Why?
[14] Are you a freak : Yes
[15] Hair: Again, still virgin. But slightly bleached from swimming with dear chlorine.
[16] Skin: Smooth, toned, perfect (like after using SK2), Asian, I'm colourful
[17] Allergic: Idiots and traitors.
[18] What are you doing now: Doing this....., scratching my face, faking to read pharm chem....
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Sleep
[20] What will you do 10 years later: You wanna tell me?

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents in malaysia but here with sister
[22] Siblings (included you): 2
[23] Eldest: Sister
[24] Youngest: Moi
[25] Love/hate your family: Depends on the situation. Family what....

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Yes... how am I human then?
[27] If yes, who is he/she: the.... other half of me?
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: Ditto.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Since I was conceived
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): 100000000000000000000
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): -1000000000000000000
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: ;wganbwonibgowonoawrabwbtgrwbtwabtw
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: yaw naeyheearfewajiorvowiafwefholahifaohiwf
[34] Ever argue with your other half:spamspamspamspamspamspam
[35] You with your other half since: MY GOODNESS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY....
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: How can I be a lesbian?
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Because I can't function without it...
[38] You and your other half in which stage: Covalently bonded.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: what the hell....
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Already attached permanently.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: some girl and guy in pre-school
[42] Your first enemy: some bitch in primary whatsoever...
[43] The friend you love the most: Every single one of them (ceh...... so loving)
[44] The enemy you hate the most (1only): I hate with an equal level....
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: Not gay....
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Fake sluts and betrayers
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Dickheads and jerks
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: that's against the rules of best friend-ism
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Refer to whatever i wrote above....
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: I prefer them to frontstab me... but wth... been backstabbed too many times the feeling's gone...
[52] If your friend betray you: hate... FOREVER until they fucking regret.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Send that person to Guantanamo Bay...
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: still waiting for that to happen
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Not gay.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: of course NOT.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Assignments yes, Homework - Xeroxed.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Miss MAHHHHH wai leng, ms lai, elizabeth yuriev
[59] Always late to school/college: Everyday
[60] Your class: Bachelor of Pharmacy, Class of 2011
[61] You love your seniors: As in relationship? no way....
[62] Senior who you love the most: ........................
[63] Your classmates good/bad: freaking kiasus.....
[64] Excellent result classmate: Too many.
[65] Laziest classmate: Me.

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Damn those cockheads.
[67] Stupid people: Please stop acting.
[68] Good looking people: Why can't I be one of them?
[69] Ugly people: Discrimination..... look what happened to Betty or American Beauty...
[70] Funny people: The best bunch you'll ever meet on Earth.... unless you're in Mars...
[71] Cute people: Adorable but hate the fake ones..... its like buying Hello Kitty just that its not a small cat but a tiger with a beard....
[72] Bad people: Stay away. but its all just influence.
[73] Honest people: Have the best policy. trust me.
[74] Acting people: I support them but please, stop with your strikes. We need Hollywood back.
[75] You are what kind of people: I am all of the above but in moderation. - The BEST.


THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Both.
[77] Hugs or kisses: Ditto
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Both. You don't wanna look like a crab or penguin....
[81] Listener or talker: Both.
[82] Romantic or rich: Rich but good at sex.
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Good Wife........that's a good mother.... duh...

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: Open for suggestions...
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Depends on our fertility...
[86] Career: Billionaire
[87] Salary: Ditto.
[88] Retirement age: Whenever I feel like retiring.
[89] Properties value: The size of Australia would be sufficient for me...
[90] Wishes: Too many to list.

THE VICTIMS
[91] Myself
[92] Myself
[93] Myself
[94] Myself
[95] Myself
[96] Myself
[97] Myself
[98] Myself
[99] Myself
[100] OOHHHHH I already did it so WHAT THE HECK....

2nd Tag ZOMG.

Feeling pretty bored and... even more bored. Exams are coming up in a weeks time... AHHHH.... so not ready..... then had the sick cough flu rubbish recently and recovering from it (see lah everyday sleep at 6 am!). Cibai tram fine appeal got rejected..... money faced cheap bastards.... Aussie currency dropped like a toot toot which is gooooood for me :P Anyways.....

TAG!

RULES:

1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves (couldn't be bothered for the 2nd one...).

2. Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse (sook: lol. how are they going to be forced to do it? tie them to a chair in front of a com and make them do this tag i say!!)(then XX add on.... WTH.... i think a dictator made this rule) .These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people. (this is a computer right... I can totally delete this lame rule.... watch me.... HAH BITCH !)

Tagged by: Ah Cheng (perempuan kiasu kat IMU.....)

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? take revenge?
Why can't I betray my lover first? CHEATER! hmmph.....

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
to be rich and immortal..... (like omg such a rhetorical question)
ok if i were serious, i suppose, i'll be a rich famous fuck living the life of extravagant mad luxury in a world of peace... its like Heaven on earth!

3. What is your dream?
What is this? ask 1 time not enough ah? got amnesia ah? breach of privacy.....

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
they always ask this question. a billion? not enough. at least 10 billion. i would .. buy a small country, dictate and brainwash the people, buy oprah's show and rename it Vagina Monologue, hmmm what else can i do? well actually anything i wanna do....

5. Will you u fall in love with your best friend?
can can. but too many dunno which 1 to choose leh..... (i'm flexible)

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
as in making love love or what? both, its just berkadar langsung ok!. its a blessing to have sex and that person to love you in return.....

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
I want Love NOW! OI! GIMME HER BITCH!

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Okay like in the first place why would you even wanna get involved? crazy... desperate... housewife.... i'm not Edie Britt kay...zzz

9. (sook: i changed the qw, check su yen's for the ori)
Do you think the world would be better off if everyone has the same religion/ethnicity/ etc? (eh I dam lazy to change the qws.... just take yours only lahs)
eww..... please I need my (censored N-word) kays! Imagine if it was in Malaysia.... Friday afternoon the whole country comes to a standstill... eh but good leh... got free parking wont get summons :P

10. (sook: changed again. sick and tired of gf/bf qws)
You see a 50 year old man entwine arms with a girl about the age of 20+ and find out they are gf/bf. What are your first thoughts?
See it all the time... its normal... the old man's prolly just horny kua.... maybe that slut's using her husband's money to pump botox into her sagging face.... (ala desperate housewives? see they look so hot and young....where got such thing 1 !?!)

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time.?
Can't. No premonition.... but according to my estimation probably dealing drugs and running a drug cartel? Come visit me, buy 1 carton of Panadol and i give u 1 bunch of homegrown ganja.... dam chun 1 (its just lalang... i don't get why they're so interested in smoking free grass.....crazy like cows)

12. What's your fear?
fear is not it my dictionary (cehhhh as if dam brave oni..... at least i'm not a pussy :P)

13. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Go back to sleep again. Duh!

14. Would you give all in a relationship?
Give what? money? no way... its all Mineeee muahahahahhaha sucker

15. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Both. I'm so into menage-a-trois. One of them can be doing me while the other cleans up the mess after that.... See.... theres method in my madness....

16. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Maybe.... but since I'm quite a bitch maybe no.... Actually, I'll publicly defame that person and ..... (bitch-talk)

17.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
lets see....
Single - can be promiscuous and get chlamydia.... but you'll be a celibate (no life.........)
Relationship - can have sex and still get chlamydia.... but at least you won't feel guilty and still live...
go figure?

18. If your girlfriend/boyfriend told u that she/he is actually a prince/princess, what will u do.?
I don't think the world has enough prince/princesses to go around.... heck the good ones are already taken anyway.... Its not all "The Prince and Me" ok... unless you're like one of the middle eastern's prince sex slaves... *read: Honey, get me an afternoon delight* sweet....


DISCLAIMER: Whatever that is written above for the tag is absolutely, totally, freaking crazy like DUH obviously fake and should not be duplicated hence or forth without permission from its rightful creator of madness.

Baby Update

Okay.....This shall be a super short post, more like a notice..... been really busy and stuff.... now sick again (wth... ugh asshole....).... ANYWAYS.....

Tomorrow,
10 / 10,
marks the end of my lecture classes in uni
(means exams are even closer now!)
but even more important,
it is a date of significant importance to me.....
*love you forever*

I won't be blogging as much this coming few weeks until after my exams (which is the 10th of November-exactly a month away)....



So till then, au revoir.

Of Parties and Parties?

I'm glad we've sorted out things and thankfully our relationship wasn't ruined. In fact just after 10 plus minutes (estimated) of drama and bickering, we reconciled and put the past and differences behind us. It showed us how a strong bond trumps any flaws in what is called a perpetuating friendship. All is well now and I can't wait till we meet again.


*Actually I realized my 1-month due post stayed true to the main motto of this blog, bitchiness.


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OKAYYY lets move on and away from the prime-time original > back to whats hot and whats not!

So Saturday was Ping-cess' b'day partayyy - woohoo :P Guess who drove there in her baby Suzuki.... YES IT WAS the F.A.B.licious Sumyee International Airport kuahahahhaa. Thanks so much for picking me and retarded merman yeah!! lotsa love from me and your driving is just.... phenomenal for a green P's driver? hahahahaha.... I tell u... that woman... she's not driving a 1.5 litre car... she's driving a turbo-supercharged-throttle-freako-mambo-jumbo hyper spaceship.... she told us we'd reach Ping-cess' place in 45 mins... we got there in 25... AHAHHAHAHA and he was still in his PJs when we got there (k this part abit kua cheong lah... it was his b'day outfit but looked like PJs to us from the bedroom window)

The Party. It was so hot and happening, it was ces't le magnifique and the peeps were totally awesome. This party is what a party should be.................but...................just that ..............................err.............................. sadly there was no alcohol T_T or crazy hip beaty music to shake my bootayyy to................ XP Nevertheless, met many wonderful peeps with fabulous personalities and now my Facebook account has more friends yay (like how lame is that man... tsk tsk tsk... I'm such a kid). Shame.... Alexis, Minh and a few of our other friends couldn't make it or it would've been even more fun :P

I must say, Ping-cess' mum cooks wonders. Everything (the cake and jelly went well together alright) was just scrumptious and heavenly but the lasagne was the icing of the cake - super cheesy and tantalizing .mmmm. I can still taste the cheese in the 2nd last bottom right molar tooth in my mouth (yeah after 5 days of fermentation and penicillin moulds growing on it...) AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... LAUGH LAH BITCH.....

Anyways, here are some pics from da partay yo! (ps. I won't show you guys my pics yet :P AND don't get any ideas about going to Facebook to check it out a'ight!)

Hey we were the earliest there k... L-R: Sum Yee, Jian, Sonja, Janice (Jay-T?)

awww theres Ah Ping and his wonderful cake. Someone's already legal now :P *hinting*

It seem's they've engaged in some women's cosmetic talk (or maybe about menstruation symptoms?) Sharon is the one in pink.

Somebody call the Ghost Busters! If you see carefully... Fred was actually beneath the Twister mat.... and look at that guy running away from him :D

Pingy's family. His mum, dad, sister (Evonne) and the hamster!

**Theres more pics on Jian's blog and Sum Yee's photobucket acc (guess it yourself... cos my pic is in there :P:P:P:P:P).

Ok so the following day which is Sunday (if u guys don't know how the calendar works), attended the PISA year end BBQ and hot-pot party. The venue was on the rooftop of Bouverie Close, the residence of one of my friends and fellow PISA exco member. The view from the rooftop was fantastic..... Wished it was higher though HAHAHAHA.... the only thing that sorta ruined the BBQ part was the crazy strong Melbourne wind (like what did I tell you about the weather here right.... totally B) The apartment should install wind deflectors to channel away the forces of party destruction!! Overall quite alot of peeps attended the event.... and left before the hot-pot started....

And so we move on to the hot-pot segment of the party. As the wind was already mad enough (If you're lighter than 50 kg, you'll be guaranteed to land back in your home country), we shifted indoors, specifically to the apartment where we played err.... Twister... which I lost.... Big Two aka Chor Dai Dee... which I lost again... Mafia... which was.. err.. speechless..... oh and some card game where we had challenges for the cards held by a person... which I WON WOOHOOOOOO!!!! yes.. yess.. i know thank you thank you.... I'd like to thank my erkapaofafdfwajopfjpoaejg bla bla..... IN THE MIDST of waiting for a few other peeps to arrive. Then the hot-pot commenced.... not enough fishball LAH!... even if I ate alot edi... :p The hot pot was alright but I think the BBQ part was funnerererer..... Theres no pics for this event... sorry :P


K... summary for this week so far......

Monday - slept so late and woke up at 4pm.... didnt do anything at all

Tuesday - woke up late again.... supposed to meet a friend but she also cannot wake up :P then went to Golden Monkey with Frank... has sissy drinks that night....

Wednesday - went for Raya open house in Malaysia House, St. Kilda Road.... a taste of Malaysian food that will last me till... I go back to Malaysia....

Gosh.... Spring Break is boring.... but at least it isn't as boring as err..... the mid year holidays.... :P Anyways... this is sorta like all I have to say for now...

Till then, auf Wiedersehen.

"What my friends think of me"

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1 month. My blog is already considered dead? Shocking as it may be but this was what they told me as I was on the verge of updating it. Yeah so what if it was not updated for a month? Its not like I'm suffering from compulsive over blogging syndrome or bloggeritis right. Not like everyone's got no life alright? Sometimes the words they say are just so utterly condescending. Initially as I started this blog my updates were so frequent that they said I have the newbie syndrome, so as time went by I started to slack off. Now just one month, the blog is considered dead. This is my fucking blog and I have the bloody rights to update whenever I like it or not. I mean come on, do you have to use the term dead? Why not stagnant? Vocab too limited? Technically, a blog isn't even a living thing in the first place so how is it ever possible to be dead? I never even said I closed this blog down? So in a way.... this is thinking that all of my previous posts meant nothing but were just pointless Arial fonts in white and filled with blank pictur es? And then there was this, friends opened new blogs but didn't even bother linking me to their page. Heck they didn't even bother to tell me about it and another friend had to tell me about that. Now I wonder why I even had the courtesy to link their page to my blog.... Oh wait? They're my "friends"? So I've been away for 10 months and I'm now comparable to a foreigner? illegal immigrant that's trespassing on uncharted territory in their lives? Don't worry, as a person and as a friend, I know better because I will NEVER do such a thing to them.

Hey wake up six, I've got something for all you out there to think about. Does this mean that if you don't contact your friend for a month or more due to circumstances in which makes it difficult or impractical, do you consider that friend dead? No? or are you people the type that consider one as gone from your life - reformatted - erased entirely just because of that? Have you even ever once considered calling the person yourself or you wait as time and tide passes your asswipe face for them to call you? As a matter of fact, this brings me on to another topic. Why is it that sometimes you feel you are the only one trying to reach out to your so called friends, trying to maitain the camaderie by oneself where the other party seems not to bother reciprocally. So what if you've found newer cliques and acquaitances? Does this mean you can just blow off the ones that were there previously? I quote this phrase from a teacher whom quoted it from a student : Friends, they are like tissue paper. You use them and throw it away. You see, it seems somehow a few people that I know practice this abomidable, despicable, self-centred principle. Well I've got news for them - Fuck You. It's been months and I'm done being pissed off for these worthless knobs. I'm gonna set it straight from now, you don't want to be my friend, PISS OFF.

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Bet ya'll must be thinking "oh for crying out loud stop your crap talk already".... but I gotta get it off my chest and I don't wanna die of unnecessarily stress related stroke.....

Okay normal blogging resumes.....

First some blogging debt repayment ->

Yeen Yee's fossilized tag:

Tagged by Art Slut (oops too mean :D but it rhymes)

1. Put your itunes/ music player/phone on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button for your answer

3. You must put down the song name no matter what

After you've answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and let them know that they've been tagged to the meme themselves.

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1. What would best describe your personality?
El-Nino - Tata Young
Fantastic.... super accurate : I'm hot, I'm crazy, I'll melt the ice caps and I'm coming. Technically, I'm the cause of the cause of global warming.

2. What do you like in a guy/girl?
It's Like That - Mariah Carey ft. JD, Fatman Scoop
Damn right. I like what I like and who I like.... themselves (YES CAMWHORE PARTNER!!)

3. How do you feel today?
okay initially they played this ancient chinese song i dunno what on planet mars is it so SKIP.... and i got My Boo - Usher ft. Alicia Keys.... what the hell... how can I feel my girlfriend? Is that an emotion> How do you feel today? Oh i feel my boo......

4. What is your life's purpose?
Di Manakan Ku Cari Ganti by P. Ramlee but I have no clue what this song is on about like i mean COME ON... SKIPPPP and i got If We Hold on Together - Diana Ross.... ok I admit.... I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THISSSSSSSSSSSSS.... maybe become a DIVA? oh wait I already am one :D

5. What is your motto?
Last Thing on My Mind - Ronan Keating ft. LeAnn Rimes
No motto? Oh wait... quite true... I seem to do what I think of last... wierd... but this song's about romance... hmm ok my motto shall be I WILL NOT BE A CELIBATE.... i think.... wtv NEXTTTT

6. What do your friends think of you?
Confessions of a Broken heart - Lindsay Lohan
WHAT THE FUCK! I think the question should be the other way around but I can guess its quite true... but not SATISFIED ANOTHER SONGGG and I got Emotions - Mariah Carey. damn this song is perfect for me. I'm full of emotions, deeper than i've ever dreamed of.... HIGHER THAN THE HEAVENS ABOVE... and i always feel good and nice.... lovesss XOXO

7. What do you think of your parents?
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Ceehhh so filial man :D WAT? I memang sayang them what... :P

8. What do you think about very often?
You Can't Hurry Love - Diana Ross & The Supremes
errrrrrr.......................................................................................................................no?
date date date date date sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex marriage..... maybe

9. What do you think of your best friend?
Broken Wing - Martina McBride.
Trust me. That person's got more potential but just need to find the way.

10. What do you think of your crush?
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOVE ON ALREADY!!! wait I don't have crushes.... I prefer ice blended frappucino.... oh well... NEXT!

11. What is your life story?
Invincible - Ok Go.
PLEASE NO MAN.... i'm better than that... but this song rocks and its about destroying earth... fuhhh dam chun man... like some evil villain oni... HAH BEAT THAT JOKER!! LOOK WHO's LAUGHING NOW BITCH!!

12. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Heaven Sent - Keyshia Cole
Wah.... so celestial.... I'll be the next "greatest comeback" kua....

13. What do you think when you see your crush?
Bebot - Black Eyed Peas
don't get it.... she's philippino? DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SONG LAH.... need maid to translate..

14. What do your parents think of you?
I Like Your Kind of Love - Andy Williams ft Peggy Powers
Serious? never knew that..... HAHAHAHA goes to show I'm a good kid :D

15. What do strangers think of you?
All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow
Damn... I'm so hot everyone wants to do me.... hahahahahaha

16. What will they play at your funeral?
We've Got Tonight - Ronan Keating ft. Jeanette
Aiyoh so sad song.... or maybe I'll be a zombie cos at night I raise from the dead?

17. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Kokaomo - Beach Boys
Classic. I must remember to put this song into the Wedding Songs CD ok! Or I'll marry in some super hot beach.... I LIKEEE

18. What is your hobby/interest?
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey (played d so NEXT)
Stuck - Stacie Orrico
Who the hell gets stuck as a hobby or interest? Stupid.... NEXT SONG
America's Next Top Model theme song - Tyra Banks feat. Dark Child
fuyoh this is so me... I model during my free time COOL!!

19. What do you think of your friends?
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
I feel that. Its deep this one. Well it is what it is I guess....

20. What song do you listen to when you are sad?
It's All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion
I absolutely adore this song. But its already quite a .... dunno wat to say.... make you more sad?

21. What song do you air guitar to?
I never air guitar. I only air piano. Lame...... and besides... guess what song came up... Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Theme Song.... HOW THE HELL? I mean I can dance to that but please no air guitar....

22. What should be your signature karaoke song?
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Linda Ronstadt ft. Nelson Riddle although I think I very much prefer Rod Stewart and Cher's duet :D
but the next song that came up was That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain....
WHERE IS MARIAH!! OI STUPID PLAYER!!!!!!!

23. What is your greatest desire?
Solitaire - Clay Aiken (no way man... I'm so not gonna be alone... or play solitaire on computer or gay myself....) NEXT SONG
Knowing Me, Knowing You - ABBA (AHHH this is more like it.... socialize and all.. lovely... although the song's not about that lol....)
Actually none of this is even a desire WTH..... another song PLEASE!
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen ( YES I SHALL BE UNSTOPPABLE )

24. What does next year has in store for you?
SOS (Rescue Me) - Rihanna
YES. 2nd Year Pharmacy... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

25. What's your outlook on life?
Me Against The Music - Britney Spears ft. Madonna
What? Fight Madonna? damn cool I'll be an artist and a slut at the same time... like Britney!

26. How will you die?
Radar Love - Golden Earring ? Dunno no idea I never listen to this song 1 hahahahha

27. Do people secretly lust after you?
Car Wash - Christina Aguilera ft. Missy Elliot.
You Dig? I sure can't! Maybe I'll meet a super hot biatch at the car wash waiting for her car to be washed with mine?

28. The best advice you will ever get.
I Believe - Fantasia Barrino
Quite true loh.... I believe also but I don't sound like a duck....

29. What will I be doing for the next 3 months?
Bounce - Sarah Connor
Cannot legs not springy enough. I'm not an African Springbok. Though its about moving out... well true I'll be going back to M'sia.....

30. What do you think of the person who tagged you?
Its another prehistoric chinese song with no title.... but I got Clowns by Tatu for the next one..... Ok lets get this straight... she's not a lesbian nor is she from russia but she certainly can draw clowns pretty damn good alright. funny?

31. What will your future mother-in-law be like?
Ring The Alarm - Beyonce Knowles
Oh Shit................................................ Will she be crazy? Or will she be Beyonce? HAHAHAHAHA

32. What is the favourite song of the doctor who will help deliver your baby?
That is if I have the organs to deliver a baby.... Toxic - Britney Spears
Damn right... the baby's shits going on his face - TOXIC

33. If you wrote a book, what would it be like?
You're Gonna Love Me - Jennifer Hudson
I never write books and I FREAKIN HATE sad romance... I think its rubbish

34. What sort of ruler would you be?
Jump Up (If You Feel Alright) - Da Beat Bros.
Oh I'll be on top alright.... DICTATOR MUAHAHAHAHHAHA

35. Will you ever get a dog or cat?
Easy - Paula DeAnda feat. Lil Wayne
YEAH... EASY.... I ALREADY GOT BOTH ..... XP

36. What would you say at your Oscar/Nobel prize acceptance speech?
Crawling Back To You - Backstreet Boys....
Yeah I mean all the thank you for giving me this award, thank you all my family, friends, fans, crew... bla bla bla wtf.....

37. What is your superpower?
Confessions of a Broken Heart - Lindsay Lohan (played already)
I Don't Wanna Be - Gavin DeGraw.... true.... look at all the super heroes.. they live miserable lives.. gosh... not worth it

38. Why are you addicted to enigmatic brooders?

100% Pure Love - Crystal Waters
Title explains it all?

I tag... well the last time I tagged..... only 3 people did it so I guess..... whatever.....

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UPDATES


OOOOO I made a new friend in Uni Melb. He's a possum and his name is Babel. hahahahahhaha :P. Lives among the trees along the pathway near the Commerce Building and the courtyard.

Oh look! Its showing me its beautiful furry hoochie ass XP

Yes quite alot has happened in the month that went by. Winter is over and its already midway through spring. Well I'll just elaborate more on the bigger events. So on Wednesday the 24th was Ping ping's b'day so we decided to throw a small b'day cake bash for his 18th! Coincidentally, little boy Minh's 19th b'day was on the following day..... hence we made a double bash for them. The prezzies were a Nintendo DS for both of em..... one in white and the other in blue (Why didn't yall get them pink?!) The "party" was during the lunch break and Sonja kindly baked a choc moist cake as the b'day cake and some choc and banana muffins (yum!) Needless to say, here are some pics from ze burfday:

David, the one with glasses, opened mouth and looks like a hamster :D

Minh, the 8 year old boy wearing glasses hahahaha :P

Then last Friday went to Billboard for a night out. Music and crowd was great for the first hour and a half until it took a downward spiral. Assholes started smoking in the club and bimbos started PDA-ing intimately with their dickhead guy friends on the stage as though they were desperate, never-had-sex-in-75-years sluts. I mean it's like come on man. You wanna do boobie touching and frotting, please, get a fucking room or go to the toilet for goodness sake.

On the 17th of Sept..... something big struck me. Nope you're wrong. Its not a lightning bolt but a fine of 167AUD. YES you've guessed it, I didn't validate the damn ticket on the tram and the inspectors issued a fine. Cibai. K so the story goes like this. The day before, I borrowed some notes from a friend so the next day we had an 8.30 class and I decided to go early. It was the first time in this semester that I ever went to uni that early for the lecture but my main point was to return the notes as we needed it for the lecture. So I've boarded the tram at around 8.15-ish and just as I was about to reach the uni, just 2 stops away, these plain clothes inspectors came on board. Little did I know they were real inspectors and I thought that woman was actually pretending to do a lil ad lib with her friends about ticket inspection. People always imitate them. PLEASE STOP! It was until the passenger sitting behind me took their metcard out that I realized they were inspectors and desperately I tried to swipe my card but unfortunately, another inspector was standing just right in front of me..... near the bloody machine. Well then I was caught and spoken to as though I've never learnt English in my life. What the Fucking Hell. And the interesting thing was, the tram was never inspected when I went late to uni for the past 8 months..... talk about "no good deed goes unpunished" or what huh.... :P

Bitch Slip. Note the middle finger behind.

But nevermind that. I had quite alot of fun this 2 months. Lectures weren't that boring nowadays cos we found stuff to keep us busy.... doodling away on lame stuff..... (see below)






Went on to try the best burger I've had so far, Grill'd. Fantastic but gotta try the one in Rockpool, Crown Hotel. Apparently they said its the BEST burger in Melbourne woh.....

The Mighty Melbourne. Behind is the Classic Grill'd.
Dang the burger's big. Even my infinite-stage variable mouth size mechanism can't open big enough.

Ping's party is tomorrow (can't wait to wear the totally drag outfit O.O) and theres a hot pot thingy on Sunday. Still thinking whether or not to go for the Melbourne Show..... no one wants to go..... booo you whores!

Went to watch Wall.E in Hoyts MC with Frank on Wednesday too.... I love it!! SUPER CUTE!!! eeevvaaaaa and the humans of year 2-7-something-something look like one of my lecturers ahhahaha......

Also I realized there were so many b'days in September... Meliselamat hari jadi khoo, Chan Hor Yan - Hor Fun, and a whole bunch of them. Seems to be the most fertile month I think.... or the month where every pregnant woman's water breaks.....

Overall, I dunno but I think I sorta spent a lil' bit over in August and Sept..... every week went out.... eat, party OMG I'm SO BROKE! T_T But even more spirit-dampening is the fact that exams are coming in a month's time!! AHHHHHHH NOT READY!!!!!

Mmm and here are some updates about stuff back home. OOhh..... mummy got a puppy! Oscar is his name and he's now more important than me..... apparently.....

They have Absolut Vodka. This is Absolut Adorable. 500-proof.

And my kitty cats are spayed! Finally no more late night whoring and making daily slut trips outside eh! Also gave away their previous litter of kittens. Miss em super duper lotsa XOXO


NEWS!
My dear lovie friend in college Carmen Ong left for London on the 23rd this month. Gonna miss her lots and hope ya have a great time in Southampton!! Buy some prezzies back for me kays. :P

My skin looks soooo much better back home :P

Till then, CIAOZ ^^

I'm back, Bitch!

Heyall !! Sorry for the temporary hiatus in my blog since the Olympics.... was supposed to post about how spectacular and amazingly coordinated the opening ceremony was for Beijing 2008 haha.... but it seems rather redundant now as I guess everyone's practically watched the thing.... but I have to say..... the scale was.. WOAH.. the amount of people involved can practically fit a small country! Then there was the Lin Dan versus Chong Wei epic match that went on..... dang Australia.... don't show the match here.... tooottttttt..... When Siao Chen told me China was 14 points ahead... I didn't really mind them not showing it already :D But at least some credit to the Malaysian guy which got a silver.... after 12 years wtf.... but when it comes to China... Malaysia can go back to where they crawled out from... XD

Anyways moving on.... so I've been sick for the past week and didn't go to uni for like a freakin week! MISSED OUT ON SO MANY FUN STUFF... deng... of all the weeks why must I get the dreaded bitch flu on that week? (gosh missed the presentation, labs, tutes, EVENTS!!, free food and gifts (babi... I'm Malaysian ok...)!?W!)#*$@&!)

Boy was that a miserable week, headache, sore throat, terrible cough and phlegm, fever and all that shit.... and in that week... so happened it was 2 of my old kawan's B'DAYS!! AHHHH so I guess I sorta owe this post to them.... here goes:

HAPPY BELATED 19th BIRTHDAY

CHANG YI
(changi airport)
comma TAN, LEONARD

and

OASIS SARAH YEOH SIAO CHEN

!!!!!

Argh feeling quite tired now..... still got so many posts due... but sleep is more important muahahhahahahaha.... YeenYee... will do your fun post soon...

Till then, more more more more and more pigging....zzzzzzzz

p.s. so pissed off at air asia... now I have to pay extra 200 AUD.... GRRRRRR

Tagged (bitch.....)

From Frank:

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time: GMT 0245 hours
Name: Bryan
Sister(s): Elena
Brother(s): What's his name?
Shoe size: dunno.... i think 13 kua.....
Height: last time i measured about 183 cm i guess
Where do you live: Melbourne city
Favourite drink: Anything that contains above 30% alcohol
Favourite breakfast: Anything Malaysian or filled with 100% saturated fat

Have you ever been on a plane? YES
Swam in the ocean? NO
Fallen asleep in school? DUH.... who doesn't.....
Broken someone’s heart? Totally
Fell off your chair? Yes in my dreams
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call? Practically all the time
Saved e-mails? 1098 unread messages.... helps?
What is your room like? I can't fit inside it
What’s right beside you? Phone, PDA, condoms, 15" dildos, Viagra tabs (believe the last three?)
What is the last thing you ate? err..... round stuff with things on top of it... what do you call them again? OH YEA! PIZZAS :D
Ever had chicken pox? Have you seen my face?
Sore throat? Stupid question
Stitches? Left hand thumb
Broken nose? Can't even breathe with it... useless thing....

Do you believe in love at first sight? All the time baby! "Erection usually points at the trampiest woman in the room"
Like picnics? Eww.... theres grass.... dun wanna dirty the Pradas
Who was the last person you danced with? how'd you know i dance?
Last person made you smile? Myself

Today did you…
Talk to someone you like? If I didn't I'll rather be dead
Kissed anyone? My "bees".... XO XO XO XO XO
Get sick? Of life...? Yeah tell me about that....
Talked to an ex? what ex?
Miss someone? Everyone

Best feeling in the world? :D
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Real men don't sleep with stuffed-erm nevermind..
Who do you really hate? Hmmm... can't list here..... too long and its none of your business anyways...
What time is it now? GMT 0256 hours

Randoms
Is there a person who is on your mind right now? YES
Do you have any siblings? Ditto
Do you want children? what the hell? the condom didn't burst ok.....
Do you smile often? everyday, everytime
Do you like your hand-writing? God gifted
Are your toenails painted? Yes with semi opaque keratin nail polish from MY BODY SHOP
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in? Anything that's King and above....
What colour shirt are you wearing? RED
What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday? Forgot.... got short term memory loss
I can’t wait till? I go home
When did you cry last? Recently (i ate a chilli)
Are you a friendly person? you must be joking right?
Do you have any pets? YES MY LOVIESSSS (the 2 slut cats back home...) used to have a hamster breeding farm, aquarium centre and tortoise

Where is the person you have feelings for right now? I don't play that game
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now? yes i left sweat on their palms
Do you sleep with the TV on? ....maybe.... but my current room doenst have one so....
What are you doing right now? this shit.....
Have you ever crawled through a window? Its covered with mosquito net hello? BRAINS... HONEY!
Can you handle the truth? I am the truth
Are you closer to your mother or father? [sensitive matter]
Who was the last person you cried in front of? my computer screen
How many people can you say you’ve really loved? Lost count
Do you eat healthy? If you're saying M&Ms with nuts are healthy then yes...
Do you still have pictures of you and your ex? Yes... we made 18 pornos together (wth... beat that edison chen!)
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you? Yes
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to? Kawans
Are you loud or quiet most of the time? Damn right i'm loud.... your Bose can't reach my volume
Are you confident? Yes but i'm not a cock.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago..[1998]
eat, shit, sleep, eat some more, tv

5 things on my to-do list today:
BBQ, shopping, shopping, shopping, gossip

5 snacks I enjoy:
Crisps, chocolates, biscuits, japanese rubbish, caviar...........go figure

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
Spend 1 dollar, Save the rest, donate to charity the bank interest, buy whatever i want, give the beggar 1 cent... can I add one more? build a house with 1 dollar notes...

5 places I have lived in:
Klang, Subang Jaya, Penang, Singapore, Melbourne

5 jobs I’ve had:
man whore, CEO, out-of-job actor, bathroom singer, maid

5 people I tag:
Melisexy, Sook Cheng, Janice, Slyth, Yeen yee

Part Two of le Basique lineup

ITS DONE! FINALLY DONE!!!!! Yes I know its been a while since the previous post but theres been alot going on in my mind lately and gosh.... been thinking about some stuff non stop even when sleeping wtf :D Anyways, here are the final 3 pieces from the le Basique lineup of the Fall/Winter 2008 Collection de Couleurs.










Mode-de-huit. Alas, ITS COMPLETE!! Coincidentally, today is August 8, 2008! Huit = 8 . HAHAHA.

With me around, who needs Coco Chanel right.... LOL JOKING!! If it weren't for Coco, fashion would not be where it is today. YOU ROCK!

Today is the beginning of the 2008 BEIJING OLYMPICS!! WOOHOO and I don't even know which country to support cos Malaysia never wins anything.

08.08.08

8.08 pm

Till then, I'll be posting an update which I owe many people for will come up soon!

Reveal le collection

Mmmm yes the first 5 pieces of this lineup is done! 3 more to go..... in suit of the mode-de-huit principle. Can't do much fancy pansy stuff for this lineup... it is after all the basic ready-to-wear couture lineup so as expected.... its been "tailored" to specifically suit the price..... especially the orange one.... its an abomination and should be burnt gahahahahaha whatever! :D well what to do.... its all just business right? FASHION ... HAH XP oh heavens this is so very the bon chic bon genre!

















3 more final pieces for this lineup to come in a bit..... before moving on to the crème de la crème lineup which will totally drag in the stupid nouveau riche idiots to buy it gahahahhahahahaah.... I still don't have a name for that one.... its so err.... je ne sais quoi?!


Till then, nothing to say so I send out XOXOXOXOXOs to me loves!

p.s. don't even think about it.... try and i'll sue your ass to hell