"What my friends think of me"

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1 month. My blog is already considered dead? Shocking as it may be but this was what they told me as I was on the verge of updating it. Yeah so what if it was not updated for a month? Its not like I'm suffering from compulsive over blogging syndrome or bloggeritis right. Not like everyone's got no life alright? Sometimes the words they say are just so utterly condescending. Initially as I started this blog my updates were so frequent that they said I have the newbie syndrome, so as time went by I started to slack off. Now just one month, the blog is considered dead. This is my fucking blog and I have the bloody rights to update whenever I like it or not. I mean come on, do you have to use the term dead? Why not stagnant? Vocab too limited? Technically, a blog isn't even a living thing in the first place so how is it ever possible to be dead? I never even said I closed this blog down? So in a way.... this is thinking that all of my previous posts meant nothing but were just pointless Arial fonts in white and filled with blank pictur es? And then there was this, friends opened new blogs but didn't even bother linking me to their page. Heck they didn't even bother to tell me about it and another friend had to tell me about that. Now I wonder why I even had the courtesy to link their page to my blog.... Oh wait? They're my "friends"? So I've been away for 10 months and I'm now comparable to a foreigner? illegal immigrant that's trespassing on uncharted territory in their lives? Don't worry, as a person and as a friend, I know better because I will NEVER do such a thing to them.

Hey wake up six, I've got something for all you out there to think about. Does this mean that if you don't contact your friend for a month or more due to circumstances in which makes it difficult or impractical, do you consider that friend dead? No? or are you people the type that consider one as gone from your life - reformatted - erased entirely just because of that? Have you even ever once considered calling the person yourself or you wait as time and tide passes your asswipe face for them to call you? As a matter of fact, this brings me on to another topic. Why is it that sometimes you feel you are the only one trying to reach out to your so called friends, trying to maitain the camaderie by oneself where the other party seems not to bother reciprocally. So what if you've found newer cliques and acquaitances? Does this mean you can just blow off the ones that were there previously? I quote this phrase from a teacher whom quoted it from a student : Friends, they are like tissue paper. You use them and throw it away. You see, it seems somehow a few people that I know practice this abomidable, despicable, self-centred principle. Well I've got news for them - Fuck You. It's been months and I'm done being pissed off for these worthless knobs. I'm gonna set it straight from now, you don't want to be my friend, PISS OFF.

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Bet ya'll must be thinking "oh for crying out loud stop your crap talk already".... but I gotta get it off my chest and I don't wanna die of unnecessarily stress related stroke.....

Okay normal blogging resumes.....

First some blogging debt repayment ->

Yeen Yee's fossilized tag:

Tagged by Art Slut (oops too mean :D but it rhymes)

1. Put your itunes/ music player/phone on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button for your answer

3. You must put down the song name no matter what

After you've answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and let them know that they've been tagged to the meme themselves.

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1. What would best describe your personality?
El-Nino - Tata Young
Fantastic.... super accurate : I'm hot, I'm crazy, I'll melt the ice caps and I'm coming. Technically, I'm the cause of the cause of global warming.

2. What do you like in a guy/girl?
It's Like That - Mariah Carey ft. JD, Fatman Scoop
Damn right. I like what I like and who I like.... themselves (YES CAMWHORE PARTNER!!)

3. How do you feel today?
okay initially they played this ancient chinese song i dunno what on planet mars is it so SKIP.... and i got My Boo - Usher ft. Alicia Keys.... what the hell... how can I feel my girlfriend? Is that an emotion> How do you feel today? Oh i feel my boo......

4. What is your life's purpose?
Di Manakan Ku Cari Ganti by P. Ramlee but I have no clue what this song is on about like i mean COME ON... SKIPPPP and i got If We Hold on Together - Diana Ross.... ok I admit.... I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THISSSSSSSSSSSSS.... maybe become a DIVA? oh wait I already am one :D

5. What is your motto?
Last Thing on My Mind - Ronan Keating ft. LeAnn Rimes
No motto? Oh wait... quite true... I seem to do what I think of last... wierd... but this song's about romance... hmm ok my motto shall be I WILL NOT BE A CELIBATE.... i think.... wtv NEXTTTT

6. What do your friends think of you?
Confessions of a Broken heart - Lindsay Lohan
WHAT THE FUCK! I think the question should be the other way around but I can guess its quite true... but not SATISFIED ANOTHER SONGGG and I got Emotions - Mariah Carey. damn this song is perfect for me. I'm full of emotions, deeper than i've ever dreamed of.... HIGHER THAN THE HEAVENS ABOVE... and i always feel good and nice.... lovesss XOXO

7. What do you think of your parents?
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Ceehhh so filial man :D WAT? I memang sayang them what... :P

8. What do you think about very often?
You Can't Hurry Love - Diana Ross & The Supremes
errrrrrr.......................................................................................................................no?
date date date date date sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex marriage..... maybe

9. What do you think of your best friend?
Broken Wing - Martina McBride.
Trust me. That person's got more potential but just need to find the way.

10. What do you think of your crush?
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOVE ON ALREADY!!! wait I don't have crushes.... I prefer ice blended frappucino.... oh well... NEXT!

11. What is your life story?
Invincible - Ok Go.
PLEASE NO MAN.... i'm better than that... but this song rocks and its about destroying earth... fuhhh dam chun man... like some evil villain oni... HAH BEAT THAT JOKER!! LOOK WHO's LAUGHING NOW BITCH!!

12. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Heaven Sent - Keyshia Cole
Wah.... so celestial.... I'll be the next "greatest comeback" kua....

13. What do you think when you see your crush?
Bebot - Black Eyed Peas
don't get it.... she's philippino? DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SONG LAH.... need maid to translate..

14. What do your parents think of you?
I Like Your Kind of Love - Andy Williams ft Peggy Powers
Serious? never knew that..... HAHAHAHA goes to show I'm a good kid :D

15. What do strangers think of you?
All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow
Damn... I'm so hot everyone wants to do me.... hahahahahaha

16. What will they play at your funeral?
We've Got Tonight - Ronan Keating ft. Jeanette
Aiyoh so sad song.... or maybe I'll be a zombie cos at night I raise from the dead?

17. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Kokaomo - Beach Boys
Classic. I must remember to put this song into the Wedding Songs CD ok! Or I'll marry in some super hot beach.... I LIKEEE

18. What is your hobby/interest?
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey (played d so NEXT)
Stuck - Stacie Orrico
Who the hell gets stuck as a hobby or interest? Stupid.... NEXT SONG
America's Next Top Model theme song - Tyra Banks feat. Dark Child
fuyoh this is so me... I model during my free time COOL!!

19. What do you think of your friends?
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
I feel that. Its deep this one. Well it is what it is I guess....

20. What song do you listen to when you are sad?
It's All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion
I absolutely adore this song. But its already quite a .... dunno wat to say.... make you more sad?

21. What song do you air guitar to?
I never air guitar. I only air piano. Lame...... and besides... guess what song came up... Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Theme Song.... HOW THE HELL? I mean I can dance to that but please no air guitar....

22. What should be your signature karaoke song?
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Linda Ronstadt ft. Nelson Riddle although I think I very much prefer Rod Stewart and Cher's duet :D
but the next song that came up was That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain....
WHERE IS MARIAH!! OI STUPID PLAYER!!!!!!!

23. What is your greatest desire?
Solitaire - Clay Aiken (no way man... I'm so not gonna be alone... or play solitaire on computer or gay myself....) NEXT SONG
Knowing Me, Knowing You - ABBA (AHHH this is more like it.... socialize and all.. lovely... although the song's not about that lol....)
Actually none of this is even a desire WTH..... another song PLEASE!
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen ( YES I SHALL BE UNSTOPPABLE )

24. What does next year has in store for you?
SOS (Rescue Me) - Rihanna
YES. 2nd Year Pharmacy... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

25. What's your outlook on life?
Me Against The Music - Britney Spears ft. Madonna
What? Fight Madonna? damn cool I'll be an artist and a slut at the same time... like Britney!

26. How will you die?
Radar Love - Golden Earring ? Dunno no idea I never listen to this song 1 hahahahha

27. Do people secretly lust after you?
Car Wash - Christina Aguilera ft. Missy Elliot.
You Dig? I sure can't! Maybe I'll meet a super hot biatch at the car wash waiting for her car to be washed with mine?

28. The best advice you will ever get.
I Believe - Fantasia Barrino
Quite true loh.... I believe also but I don't sound like a duck....

29. What will I be doing for the next 3 months?
Bounce - Sarah Connor
Cannot legs not springy enough. I'm not an African Springbok. Though its about moving out... well true I'll be going back to M'sia.....

30. What do you think of the person who tagged you?
Its another prehistoric chinese song with no title.... but I got Clowns by Tatu for the next one..... Ok lets get this straight... she's not a lesbian nor is she from russia but she certainly can draw clowns pretty damn good alright. funny?

31. What will your future mother-in-law be like?
Ring The Alarm - Beyonce Knowles
Oh Shit................................................ Will she be crazy? Or will she be Beyonce? HAHAHAHAHA

32. What is the favourite song of the doctor who will help deliver your baby?
That is if I have the organs to deliver a baby.... Toxic - Britney Spears
Damn right... the baby's shits going on his face - TOXIC

33. If you wrote a book, what would it be like?
You're Gonna Love Me - Jennifer Hudson
I never write books and I FREAKIN HATE sad romance... I think its rubbish

34. What sort of ruler would you be?
Jump Up (If You Feel Alright) - Da Beat Bros.
Oh I'll be on top alright.... DICTATOR MUAHAHAHAHHAHA

35. Will you ever get a dog or cat?
Easy - Paula DeAnda feat. Lil Wayne
YEAH... EASY.... I ALREADY GOT BOTH ..... XP

36. What would you say at your Oscar/Nobel prize acceptance speech?
Crawling Back To You - Backstreet Boys....
Yeah I mean all the thank you for giving me this award, thank you all my family, friends, fans, crew... bla bla bla wtf.....

37. What is your superpower?
Confessions of a Broken Heart - Lindsay Lohan (played already)
I Don't Wanna Be - Gavin DeGraw.... true.... look at all the super heroes.. they live miserable lives.. gosh... not worth it

38. Why are you addicted to enigmatic brooders?

100% Pure Love - Crystal Waters
Title explains it all?

I tag... well the last time I tagged..... only 3 people did it so I guess..... whatever.....

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UPDATES


OOOOO I made a new friend in Uni Melb. He's a possum and his name is Babel. hahahahahhaha :P. Lives among the trees along the pathway near the Commerce Building and the courtyard.

Oh look! Its showing me its beautiful furry hoochie ass XP

Yes quite alot has happened in the month that went by. Winter is over and its already midway through spring. Well I'll just elaborate more on the bigger events. So on Wednesday the 24th was Ping ping's b'day so we decided to throw a small b'day cake bash for his 18th! Coincidentally, little boy Minh's 19th b'day was on the following day..... hence we made a double bash for them. The prezzies were a Nintendo DS for both of em..... one in white and the other in blue (Why didn't yall get them pink?!) The "party" was during the lunch break and Sonja kindly baked a choc moist cake as the b'day cake and some choc and banana muffins (yum!) Needless to say, here are some pics from ze burfday:

David, the one with glasses, opened mouth and looks like a hamster :D

Minh, the 8 year old boy wearing glasses hahahaha :P

Then last Friday went to Billboard for a night out. Music and crowd was great for the first hour and a half until it took a downward spiral. Assholes started smoking in the club and bimbos started PDA-ing intimately with their dickhead guy friends on the stage as though they were desperate, never-had-sex-in-75-years sluts. I mean it's like come on man. You wanna do boobie touching and frotting, please, get a fucking room or go to the toilet for goodness sake.

On the 17th of Sept..... something big struck me. Nope you're wrong. Its not a lightning bolt but a fine of 167AUD. YES you've guessed it, I didn't validate the damn ticket on the tram and the inspectors issued a fine. Cibai. K so the story goes like this. The day before, I borrowed some notes from a friend so the next day we had an 8.30 class and I decided to go early. It was the first time in this semester that I ever went to uni that early for the lecture but my main point was to return the notes as we needed it for the lecture. So I've boarded the tram at around 8.15-ish and just as I was about to reach the uni, just 2 stops away, these plain clothes inspectors came on board. Little did I know they were real inspectors and I thought that woman was actually pretending to do a lil ad lib with her friends about ticket inspection. People always imitate them. PLEASE STOP! It was until the passenger sitting behind me took their metcard out that I realized they were inspectors and desperately I tried to swipe my card but unfortunately, another inspector was standing just right in front of me..... near the bloody machine. Well then I was caught and spoken to as though I've never learnt English in my life. What the Fucking Hell. And the interesting thing was, the tram was never inspected when I went late to uni for the past 8 months..... talk about "no good deed goes unpunished" or what huh.... :P

Bitch Slip. Note the middle finger behind.

But nevermind that. I had quite alot of fun this 2 months. Lectures weren't that boring nowadays cos we found stuff to keep us busy.... doodling away on lame stuff..... (see below)






Went on to try the best burger I've had so far, Grill'd. Fantastic but gotta try the one in Rockpool, Crown Hotel. Apparently they said its the BEST burger in Melbourne woh.....

The Mighty Melbourne. Behind is the Classic Grill'd.
Dang the burger's big. Even my infinite-stage variable mouth size mechanism can't open big enough.

Ping's party is tomorrow (can't wait to wear the totally drag outfit O.O) and theres a hot pot thingy on Sunday. Still thinking whether or not to go for the Melbourne Show..... no one wants to go..... booo you whores!

Went to watch Wall.E in Hoyts MC with Frank on Wednesday too.... I love it!! SUPER CUTE!!! eeevvaaaaa and the humans of year 2-7-something-something look like one of my lecturers ahhahaha......

Also I realized there were so many b'days in September... Meliselamat hari jadi khoo, Chan Hor Yan - Hor Fun, and a whole bunch of them. Seems to be the most fertile month I think.... or the month where every pregnant woman's water breaks.....

Overall, I dunno but I think I sorta spent a lil' bit over in August and Sept..... every week went out.... eat, party OMG I'm SO BROKE! T_T But even more spirit-dampening is the fact that exams are coming in a month's time!! AHHHHHHH NOT READY!!!!!

Mmm and here are some updates about stuff back home. OOhh..... mummy got a puppy! Oscar is his name and he's now more important than me..... apparently.....

They have Absolut Vodka. This is Absolut Adorable. 500-proof.

And my kitty cats are spayed! Finally no more late night whoring and making daily slut trips outside eh! Also gave away their previous litter of kittens. Miss em super duper lotsa XOXO


NEWS!
My dear lovie friend in college Carmen Ong left for London on the 23rd this month. Gonna miss her lots and hope ya have a great time in Southampton!! Buy some prezzies back for me kays. :P

My skin looks soooo much better back home :P

Till then, CIAOZ ^^