Number Eight

Huit, le grande.

So I was supposed to go to Seven tonight with Jelly-licious for the 'end of exams' party but unfortunately my eyes!!.... they just want to shut down like its being yanked down by some gazillion tonne Easter island rock that likes Gum Gum.


Moving on >>>>>


Well then since I'm at home, this gives me some time to pen (or type lah in this case) the clubbing post before bedtime. Yes yes I know..... this post has been long overdue but I hope it's gonna be worth the wait :P


Okay. Lets see how that night began shall we? Remember my second post about the outing I had with my course mates? Well yeah, after that we all parted and went our separate ways. It was until almost 10 when Stone (Jelly's cousin) and Jelly-licious decided to give me a call, asking me whether I wanted to go to Fix with them or not. Since it was just after my exams, I thought well its about time to de-stress and stop thinking about all the bull crap that's been running through my thoughts for the past month. Yeah so then I got ready and then Robyn (course mate) appeared on MSN. Asked her to tag along too since she was going back to Malaysia the day after. She casually agreed and we decided to rendezvous at the club's entrance in Waterfront, Docklands. I was a little late, you know me (driving-miss-daisy late). Gosh the tram that I took to Docklands (no. 48) was practically empty and I was like the only soul in there (besides the driver of course.....). Scary. What to do, already 12 a.m. mah. The tram driver was rather friendly and kind enough to announce where my stop was XP..... And so we met up at the entrance of Fix.....



12.something a.m.>>>>>



Was standing at the entrance..... then the bouncer asked for ID. I was like "Shit! Never bring anything out.... HOW!!??" Robyn got through, and I was desperate to find some way to let myself through. I showed him my Monash student ID (wtf like this will work.... right.....) then he said "I'm sorry but this is insufficient". Then there was this voice that uttered from behind me saying "Show him your credit card". So I mustered myself, took out the Visa DEBIT card shit-wtf-lol-debit card ah? lame-o. That guy looked at it, unhooked the rope and let us in but he slipped my card into his pocket (At that moment I was like..... cibai u.... but wateverlah the card has 0 dollars in it :P.... but I still had to take my card back!). So I asked him "Are you really gonna take my card? Seriously....." and he smiled back at me.....(fucker summore got time to gimme that hehe-i-was-fooling-around look). Finally, he gave the card back to me. After that ordeal, we managed to get into the club. Cover charge was 18 bucks that night.


In the club>>>>>


There were in total 5 of us: Me, Jelly-licious, Stone, Robyn and Pam
Two words: Damn packed. Yes the night was still young and Fix was flooded with a whole lot of midget Asian dudes and slutty, drunk "lala" girls (ok not my buddies, they're perfectly attired for the event and completely sober). The dance floor was even more packed than what I would say as 20 ostriches stuffed into a Brands essence of chicken jar. The place was separated into two main rooms, one which was playing RnB jams while the other was techno. I am personally a fan of RnB and have a strong hatred towards techno and those stupid jerks that fully blast their dim witted 40 watt audio system with techno garbage in their uglified Holdens (in Aussie) or Protons (back Home :P). Whatever I moved on to drinks after loosening up on the dance floor. Me, Robyn and Stone went to get some hard liquor at the bar. Ordered 2 lychee vodkas which tasted like what on planet earth Syrup BP and the Long Island which never came. Drinks there were just pretty substandard. Halfway through shakin' our booty, Stone's friend decided to buy us Tequila shots and we were like.... bring it on MAN! hahaha. Kays then you know the usual dancing and wierd people grinding ur ass like nobody's business happens for 3 hours until 3.10 a.m. when we decided it was time to CIAO. (In that 3 hours I noticed lotsa horny guys tryin' to groove with da girls and there was one that was particularly disgusting.... like he totally rubbed his crotch repeatedly when he was dancing.... prolly tipsy or wat lah I dun care)

L > R: Pam, Jelly-licious, Stone

L>R: Robyn, Jelly-licious, Pam

Omg. What on earth am I doing? Waiting for lalat to fly inside is it?

Look how disgusting the toilet is after a few hours in the club.....

3.10 a.m. or after that not too sure also>>>>>


When we stepped out of the club and went down the stairs, we saw this Asian girl sorta like whining, complaining and crying (like wtf?). She was totally WASTED man..... she was crying and asking the bouncer why she couldn't go back into the club (I guess its policy right? and when you're that drunk, I say it's about time you say hello to your bed). She insisted that she went in the club but to no avail so she called her bf which incidentally was also looking pretty drunk.... I guess its back home for those peeps (sorry hun :P) WASTED in terms of condition and money. HAH. Walked around Waterfront, most of our voices and hearing were gone.... heck I sounded like an 80-year old woman high on marijuana (but wasn't drunk at all?). So we cam whored and slutted around the fake white lighted trees which were a "See No Touch, Touch No See in this case NO TOUCH AT ALL!". Beautiful, looked like digital Christmas in June..... Guards and passer-bys were not spared of our camera addiction as we asked them to help us take fabulous shots :D. In the end, we came out all in all, still sober and not a single bit on earth wasted.... blablabla this point I am feeling damn lazy to type out any further and I'm gonna let the pictures do the crapping.....

Penjakuns posing with the lame tree :P

I have to say, the cabs are fucking expensive as they charge by the minute.... The total cost came up to 25 bucks from Docklands to Swanston (and a few stops along the way). It was supposed to be 27.something but thanks to Jelly-licious' amazing skills, we got a discount LOL.


CEHHHH my fingers, brains, eyes damn tired d!!!!! Time for bed.....


Till then, jumpa lagi!