You Don't Mess with the Byotch

Heyall. Another short update while still planning on what to write for my upcoming post (the clubbing one :P).

Yes today was quite an uneventful 4th day of my winter break. It was only until 6.30 p.m. where me and my friend, Retarded Merman went to Melbourne Central to watch You Don't Mess with the Zohan starring Adam Sandler. Was supposed to watch Indiana Jones but it was at 9.30 (fucker). Anyways, should I spill the beans ...? Nah, you guys go watch it instead. However, I must say this is a movie you watch when you're depressed, so bored-until-you-masturbate-to-keep-yourself-company, nothing much else to do or just want a good laugh to de-stress. The storyline is pretty vague and lame, but the whole movie is just hilarious to the point you think you're having TB for coughing after a hard laugh. Oh and before I forget to mention, Miss Mimi appeared in the show! There was a cameo of her singing well..... 5 seconds of Amazing Grace? and another part later in her dressing room. Yo MC, I just wanna say, your singing skills are crazy incredible but acting ain't your thang honey XP. Here are a few phrases or things that are memorable from the movie:

i) I just want to make the world silky smooth.....
ii) Hummus
iii) "Not that, the BUSH....."
iv) Mariah Carey (lots and lots of her -> T-shirts the most, songs and HERSELF!!)
v) "After I give this lady a hair cut and 'bang bang' "
vi) Israelis and Palestinians
vii) alot of naked(partially) Adam Sandler
viii) Haustralia (Australia and Mount Everest)

Hmm.... perhaps it's time I stop talkin' and post some pictures of the movie up:

Zohan. Ow man, was supposed to show the Mariah Carey 'Rainbow' cover T-shirt he wore :P

Another picture, this one while he was having dinner with his parents.

Darling DIVA Miss Mimi in da house!

Sorry for the crappy image quality. Took them in the cinema with my phone LOL. For more images, click HERE.





P.S. Missing my two slutty 'betches' so badly:

Mimi a.k.a Givenchy (muh dahleeng fatty girl)

Kiki a.k.a Stila (she's as notorious as Naomi Campbell if she were in the feline world.....)

Till then, toodles XOXOXOXOXO